About me

I never thought I would be one of those people who would have a personal website — What’s their deal? Do they think they are important enough to have a website? Really, they do? Wow. Can you say delusional?

Yes, I can say delusional. Can you say remuneration? No? Me neither.
Anyway, I created this website in order to showcase the work I do as a writer. Because, I guess that’s what I am. I’m also a wannabe ambidextrous tennis player. But, that’s not what this site is about.

So, take off your coat, and stay a while. I’ll keep updating this site as I learn how to navigate WordPress. Right now, I’m kind of a stumbling toddler. Hopefully, one day I’ll find my footing and this site will be awesome. Or, I could be exactly what I am in my day-to-day life: clumsy and somewhat awkward. Who knows what the future holds? (Robots. Definitely robots. Maybe zombies. Possibly talking shrimp.)